Your favorite sibling or BFF brings home a significant other that you don’t like. Do you say something?

a) Yes, in front of the significant other. (+7) b) Yes, in private at a later time. (+6) c) Yes, but only if they ask for my opinion. (+4) d) No, but I will tell everyone else. (+3) e) No, that’s between me and my diary. (+2) f) Not even if the fate of the world depended on it. (+1)

It’s Christmas and your family is down to the last bottle of wine, do you...

a) pour it out evenly among your family members, excluding yourself? (+5) b) quietly take the bottle into the kitchen as your own private stash. (+6) c) offer to go to the 24-hour grocery store to get more. (+3) d) suggest that one of your siblings go out and get more. (+2) e) announce loudly that it is the last bottle, inspiring a Hunger Games–style battle amongst your relatives. (+4) f) do nothing, because you don’t drink. (+1) g) pour the entire bottle into your giant wine glass and start sipping. (+7)

You are roped into auditioning for your local holiday pageant. What role do you try out for?

a) The lead, duh. (+7) b) The smallest role possible, without lines. (+2) c) A supporting role big enough for the glory, but small enough that you don’t need to memorize any monologues. (+3) d) A stagehand. You hate public speaking. (+1) e) Anything, you just want to be helpful. (+5) f) None, you’d rather blow the audition and get some hot chocolate with your friends instead. (+4) g) Whatever gets you off stage after one scene so you can spend the rest of the night sipping contraband drinks backstage. (+6)

You’re buying presents for your whole family, but you don’t know what they want. Do you... 

a) ask everyone what they want? (+1) b) ask certain family members about what they think others want? (+5) c) gift them your newest merchandise and use it as an opportunity to promote your personal ventures? (+2) d) just give them cash? (+7) e) make them something yourself? (+3) f) get everyone alcohol. (+6) g) get nothing? Who said anything about giving presents? You’re all about receiving. (+4)

You’re bringing home your significant other to meet your family for the first time. What’s your gameplan?

a) Prepare your SO in advance: Quiz them on family member names, drama, who enjoys hugs, etc. (+5) b) Just wing it. What’s the worst that could happen? (+1) c) Don’t tell anyone you’re bringing a plus-one because you love chaos. (+7) d) Contact every single member of your family beforehand to make sure they’re on their best behavior. (+3) e) Show everyone a photo of a random person and show up with your real SO to mess with them. (+4) f) You’re not introducing anyone to your family until you’re already married. (+2) g) You introduce your SO one family member at a time in secret, so everyone thinks they’ve gotten an exclusive meeting one-on-one. (+6)

During the holiday season, your friends would describe you as…

a) a total grinch. (+1) b) the one who rants about capitalism and consumerism for months, but secretly loves presents. (+4) c) someone constantly humming Christmas songs under their breath. (+2) d) joyful! You love baking Christmas cookies, decorating the tree, and you buy the best gifts. (+5) e) a Christmas tyrant, it’s your way or no way. (+3) f) drunk. You prefer to skip the holidays. (+6) g) a little too excited to play the Virgin Mary in the living Nativity scene. (+7)

Oh no! There’s a snowstorm and the power is out. What do you do?

a) Bundle up with every blanket in the house and hope to sleep through it. (+6) b) Light all the candles in the house and force everyone to play charades in the living room. (+3) c) Go check on the neighbors. (+1) d) Play on your phone until the battery dies. (+4) e) Go outside and make some snowmen. (+2) f) Panic so much, you end up using a blanket as a fire starter in the chimney even though there’s a pile of wood outside. (+5) g) Call 9-1-1. (+7)

Your mom is giving everyone signs for Christmas. What does yours say?

a) “Live. Laugh. Love.” (+2) b) “Dance like nobody’s watching.” (+5) c) “It’s MY way or the HIGHWAY.” (+6) d) “You are enough.” (+4) e) “There’s no place like home.” (+1) f) “Dream BIGGER than a RAINBOW.” (+7) g) “Tomorrow is a GREAT day for a NEW beginning.” (+3) 8-15 Points: You’re Harold

You’ve learned over the years that it’s best to be on the sidelines of big family gatherings, so you tend to spend the holidays just doing what you’re told and getting out of the way. If everyone else is happy, you’re happy, and this way, you get to stay out of the drama and enjoy all the food.

16-23 Points: You’re Ashleigh

You’re constantly starting new hobbies and projects, so Christmas is a chance for you to get feedback on any new business ideas from your whole family. That said, you’re also super family oriented and enjoy spending some time at your childhood home, as long as you don’t get too sucked into the drama. 

24-31 Points: You’re Carole

Your love of the holidays veers toward the obsessive, but your cheer is so infectious that no one really minds. You’re all about keeping old traditions alive — like making your grandmother’s recipes — and making new ones as your family grows.  32-39 Points: You’re Sofia & Daniella

The best part about Christmas for you: the gossip. You thrive off of knowing what everybody in the family is up to, whether they want you to know it or not. 

40-46 Points: You’re Peter

You love the holidays, but you dread being around your family because you’re tired of being asked why you’re single. You enjoy being the life of the party but not so much that everyone is talking about you. And you’re so wrapped up in entertaining your family and making sure everyone around you has the perfect Christmas that, sometimes, you forget that you need to look after yourself, too. 

47-54 Points: You’re Lisa

You love being with your family during the holidays, but they can be a little overwhelming, which means that you survive the end of the year chaos only by the grace of a glass of wine.

55 Points or higher: You’re Aunt Sandy

You’re a proud drama queen who loves being the center of attention, though you also like to be responsible for letting others shine. As long as you get the credit, you’re happy. You’re a natural performer, so the holidays are a perfect time to show off your skills. You always make sure you get the best solo caroling, and the best part in the holiday pageant.