[upbeat '80s music plays]

Eleven: Bitchin’.

[GFX: Stranger Things 2: The Most Bitchin’ Eras]

[GFX: The Mad Max Era]

Scott Clarke: Maxine.

Max Mayfield: It’s Max. Holy ****, you should’ve seen the look on your faces!

[tires screech]

Steve Harrington: [yells] Hello!

Dustin Henderson: Woah!

Mike Wheeler: Incredible.

Max Mayfield: Told you. Zoomer.

[GFX: Lowkey Jealous Era]

[Max yelps, grunts]

Mike Wheeler: What is he?

[GFX: Baby Dart Era]

[creature chittering]

Dustin Henderson: My question exactly.

[Dart purrs]

Dustin Henderson: You’re pretty cute, you know that?

[GFX: Will’s Artsy Era]

[GFX: Bonding Era]

Steve Harrington: Just Faberge organics. Use the shampoo and the conditioner and when your hair is damp… it’s not wet, okay! When it’s damp, damp. You do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray. Now you’re gonna go in there.

Dustin Henderson: Yeah.

Steve Harrington: Look like a million bucks.

Dustin Henderson: Yeah!

Steve Harrington: And you’re gonna slay ‘em dead.

Dustin Henderson: Like a lion. 

[GFX: Bob Newby Superhero]

Bob Newby: Bob Newby. Superhero.

[GFX: Jancy Era]

[GFX: Lumax Era]

Lucas Sinclair: You’re nothing like your brother, okay? You’re cool and different. You’re super smart.

[GFX: Mindflayer Possession Era]

Will Byers: He likes it cold.

[Will screaming]

[GFX: Spa Day]

[Will screaming continues]

[GFX: Gatekeeping Era]

[Eleven yelling]

[GFX: Starting a New Era]

[music ends]