I want couple's stationery. Ooh. I want you to say, "I gotta check with the boss." Of course I gotta check with the boss. And of course the answer's gonna be no.

[upbeat music plays] Breaking news. You're in a psychotically annoying relationship. Way to make all our single listeners feel bad. The relationship isn't solid until you're out of the honeymoon phase. When you merge your lives and you blend your friends-- That's what we're doing.

[Lynn] What a special moment for the three of us to share.

[Joanne sighs]

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[Joanne snorts] ♪ But we leave it on the line ♪ ♪ See you cutting down On the things you like… ♪ Noah and I are figuring out how to be a "we." Ew.

[Joanne] Hello!

[Noah] Hey! So you're converting to Judaism? No, we're gonna do the whole, like, interfaith thing.

Ah. Well…

[music halts] Do you guys wanna sidebar this till after dinner?

[music resumes]

[squeals loudly]

[Joanne] Kaplan!

[Morgan] Have you talked about the kid thing yet? These would be rabbi's kids. What's that like? No Santa? Like, praying for fun? [scoffs] Well, we haven't gotten that far. My God. No Santa?

[Morgan] Mm-hmm. ♪ Don't you worry, don't you worry ♪

Everybody have a piece?

I love how shiny this bread is. Challah! Whatever you do, do not look over at her.

Morgan!

[Esther] Morgan. What? It's your fault. You knew if you said it, I would do it.

[upbeat music continues] Part of being in a relationship… is dealing with these issues, and we will. I feel like we've been saying that a lot lately. ♪ Oh, I bite my tongue Can you swallow your pride? ♪ ♪ Do you really even… ♪

[Noah] And that's the point of faith. It doesn't exist in the plans we make. It exists in the unknown. ♪ Ooh ♪ Are we doomed? Excuse me? You're not allowed to… No. I'm the cynical one. ♪ Don't you worry ♪ You know what the dream is? Being attracted to someone who makes you feel safe. Gosh, I hope you find that. I hope you find it too.

[upbeat music continues]

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