You probably didn’t wake up this morning thinking, “I’d really love to hear David Spade talk about pubes.” Neither did we. But we’re ending our day oddly charmed by the longtime comedian’s riff on the pubic hair of yore in his first Netflix comedy special, Nothing Personal.

“It wasn’t just a cute little landing strip when I started,” Spade says with a laugh in the trailer. “Oh no, it was a babushka.” He continues: “Oh my God, it was like home plate. Down the legs a little. It was like crabgrass... no rules, it was lawless. They’d wear those old undies, looked like an airbag went off. I’d sleep on it like a My Pillow commercial.”

Spade’s retrospective on ye olde grooming and granny panties comes across more as homage than as disgust. But if there is one thing Spade is disgusted by, it’s COVID-era hugging.

“Someone tried to hug me today... I sound like a dick, but I’m terrified,” Spade says. “Who’s hugging still? I go, ‘Oh, maybe I can just get away with a fist bump. She goes, ‘Nope, come here, I’m a hugger.’”

Shudder. We’ve all been there. No topic is off-limits in Nothing Personal, which premieres globally on Netflix April 26.

David Spade ‘Nothing Personal’ TrailerComedian David Space stars in his first Netflix Comedy special, ‘Nothing Personal,’ which premieres globally on Netflix April 26.