[intense holiday music playing]

[woman 1] We are gonna make this show something truly special. Something this town has never seen before. Who's ready to make some Christmas magic?

[music dies down]

[man] Uh, was that a rhetorical question? 

[woman 1] That was supposed to be inspirational. 

[man] Sounded rhetorical. How about you guys?

[man 2] Uh … 

[woman 1] Whatever. Let's get started.

[upbeat music playing]

[woman 1] Christmas at the Rhythm Room used to be a tradition around here.

[woman 2] But now it's on life support. 

[man 3] Whoa! 

[woman 2] A hole-in-the-wall with too many holes in the walls.

[yelps, thuds]

[woman 3 gasps] The leak.

[woman 1] There's gotta be a way to get people excited again. 

[man] You think male strippers are the answer? 

[woman 1] Male dance revue.

[man] Men taking their clothes off?

[woman 1] Men taking their shirts off.

[man] That's a different story, then.

[woman 1] Really? 

[man] No! 

[woman 1] Ready to get your dance on?

[woman 3] He's cute. 

[woman 1] He's annoying. 

[woman 3] He's available.

[tiger roars]

[crowd cheering] 

[woman 1] We only have until Christmas to save this place, or it's gone forever.

[woman 4] Just a few more measurements. 

[woman 1] His eyes are up there.

[crowd cheering] 

[woman 1] Shout out to the Merry Gentlemen. 

[woman 2] My number. 

[woman 1] I'll get that.

[upbeat music fades]

[drum sound effect plays]