[in Italian] Um…

[in English] I understood that. Hi, Dad. So you're buying an Italian villa? Small towns are selling old houses for one euro to bring people in. The mayor was telling me all about the whole scheme.

At least you admit it's a scheme.

Dad, this is Francesca Pucci. Mayor of Montezara. Okay. Let's go see what a buck buys around here. The one euro price tag makes sense now. For one euro, you expect the Sistine Chapel?

[screams]

[rodent squeaks] You realize that DIY means "do-it-yourself"? Is best villa in town.

You say that about every place?

Sì.

[Eric] How are you gonna support yourself?

I'll figure it out.

Dads worry. Cioccolato, per favore. Your Italian, it's, um…

[laughs] It's in process, yes. Americans, huh?

[upbeat music plays]

[woman] Dad has a secret that, before he was a boring consultant, he was a professional chef.

[Francesca] You do realize you're in Italy? There's no better place to rediscover your passion. I can show you.

It's a date.

Really? Uh… [spluttering] That's a saying in America. People say that… They say it all the time. Okay, then. It's a date. ♪ This is our time ♪ Whoo! Eric, you better hurry that reno along. We need you here. ♪ Jump into the unknown ♪

[Eric] I think my time here in Italy may be coming to a close. Then we should keep it professional. ♪ This is our time ♪ Could I really change? At my age? You're still young… ish. One, two, three! Whoa!

[woman] Were you on a date?

What? No.

[laughs]

Not a date. No.

Mmhmm.