[mellow music playing]

man 1: We’re on ‘Love Is Blind,’ to love we may find, at the altar we’ll decide, and if we like the same girl — back off, she’s mine.

[group cheers]

[energetic music playing] 

man 2: I’m in the Marine Corps. 

woman 1: I specialize in energy policy. 

man 3: I’m a physicist. 

woman 2: I’m obviously a trophy wife.

[laughs]

man 4: Let’s learn more about each other.

woman 3: Did you vote in the last election?

woman 4: I wasn’t gonna share my mom’s first name. It gives away part of how I look. 

man 5: No matter what you look like, I’m going to love you.

man 6: There’s gonna be little love triangles.

woman 5: We could just be a little throuple.

man 6: What?

man 7: Something changed, bro.

man 8: Someone’s starting drama. 

man 9: This is the deepest connection I’ve ever felt with anyone.

man 10: Is he the best person for you? Or is he just the first person to tell you “I love you”? 

man 11: Will you marry me? 

woman 6: I would be honored to marry you.

man 12: Stick a fork in it, boys!

[guys cheer]

[music swells]

[screams]

[gentle, rhythmic music playing]

woman 7: Things are growing emotionally, physically. Certainly inside of his pants.

[group laughs] 

woman 8: Now, out in the real world, I need a lot of actions. 

man 6: She’s questioning. It was a list of 10 bullet points on a note card. 

man 11: Brother …

man 13: In this experiment, there’s so much uncertainty.

woman 9: Who is that?

woman 10: I just want to eat you up and spit you out.

[laughing]

[fireworks pop] 

woman 11: If you guys don’t like him … 

woman 12: So where does this leave us? 

woman 13: Two weeks before our wedding … I should’ve known. 

woman 14: You hurt my daughter, I will cut your balls off.

woman 15: I know he’s my person. 

man 14: I’m not hiding anything. 

woman 16: Your girl’s just a jealous little bitch!

man 15: Will you get married?

woman 17: Or will you walk away forever?

[bell tolls]

woman 18: [softly] I can’t believe this is happening.

[dramatic pop music playing]

[music fades out]

[drum sound effect plays]