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We're in Miami, bitch! Friggin' Miami. The only place I could pull this off. I can't wear this in LA. They're like, "Estoy ciega." Friggin' Mexican DJ Khaled up here. Someone broke into my house. "They were looking for a safe." I said, "A safe? Did they check the mattress?" I grab the edge of the bed, right? And I picked it up, and I was like, "Ah, stupid!"

[audience laughs] These guys had no idea they were robbing somebody more ghetto than them.

[audience laughs]

I'm here to entertain. Here to have fun with everybody.

Are we still having fun?

[audience cheers]

 I fall off the stage tonight, you know that'll make the news. "We're standing here, where authorities had this to comment." "Fluffy fell."

"He fell hard!"

[audience laughs] 

"I ain't seen that many white people cry since a Taylor Swift concert."

"It was bad."

[audience cheers]

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