[Hayley] You're so dry.
[Edris] Yeah. I know. I keep it real dry. And it's also dry in Las Vegas too, so it's like … it's like double dry. I feel like I'm talking to a robot.
[intriguing music playing]
What's it say?
"Lick your partner's inner thigh."
[both laughing] "Or drink twice."
[laughter continues] That's not too bad. That's all I need to go on.
[both laughing] Getting close. [laughing]
"Get closer." Okay.
[Blake laughing] Ooh, okay. "Share your thoughts on an open relationship, or drink." I'm very opposed. Yeah, I don't think that that — What did I say? A happy couple doesn't need a throuple.
[Hayley chuckles]
[Blake] Right?
[Blake laughing] "If you are the first to finish, last time."
What?
[Blake] Sexually.
[Hayley] Like if I'm the first to finish?
Yeah.
I'm never the first to finish.
[Blake laughing] Yes, you are. Quit lying.
[both laughing]
Don't front. Don't front.
Yes … yes, you are. Maybe not last time after three weeks, but you always are. [laughing]
That's a lie.
Yeah, I'm a pleaser. Come on.
[both laughing] That's good. You didn't play this with Killian, did you?
[Hayley] Absolutely not.
I'm joking. ♪ I've been walking around ♪ ♪ In circles Trying to figure this one out ♪ I've never been to Louisiana. Have you been?
No.
No? Someone told me there's, like, a lot of evil spirits there.
[music fades]
[laughing] What? Yeah, like in, I don't know if it's just kind of some of the history there. I know some people in particular that told me, like, it's just kind of dark, and it feels gloomy over there.
Like, "Yeah, you should stay away."
[Hayley] Oh. I'm like, "All right. I guess I'll never go there then."
That's interesting.
[Edris] Yeah. Way to turn the mood. I know, right?
[laughing] So … but, uh, what time did you get to bed? Like 10:30, maybe. Oh dang, okay.
[Hayley] Yeah. I was up till 12:00. I started watching that movie Brave. It's cool. It's a good movie, actually.
[server] Pardon my interruption. Can I get started on something to drink?
[Hayley] Can I have a water with lemon?
A water with lemon.
[Edris] I'll just take a sparkling water, please.
[all] Thank you. Appreciate it.
You're big on water with lemon?
[Hayley] Yes. What do you think, like, what is the lemon supposed to do? Like extra electrolytes? It's antioxidants.
[Edris] Okay. Yeah, I think that's what I heard too. I just … [laughs] I just never do. I never think to do it. But you're on top — You have lemons at your house that you're always chopping?
Mmhm. [laughing]
And you put it in your water.
You're so dry.
[Edris] I know. I keep it real dry. And it's also dry in Las Vegas too.
So it's like … it's like double dry.
[Hayley laughing] No, but what were you gonna say?
I feel like I'm talking to a robot.
I am a robot. Yeah.
[Hayley laughing]
100%. You caught me. You, like, blink so slow. It's like …
I'm like, yeah.
[humorous music playing]
[chuckles] Don't tell the world that.
[both laughing]
[sensual music playing] So when's the last time you tried to, like, put your game on?
'Cause you didn't do that with me.
I do that every day with you.
[laughing] No. Are you gonna try some of your terrible jokes?
[Killian] Probably.
[Ashley giggles] Personally, for you, it would be good to probably go with someone …
[Ashley] Who's on the same page.
Same page. That's what I was thinking. Like, who gave the ultimatum? I mean, that's why we're here, right? If you can't get there, then I have to move on. I can't wait any longer. So tell me, do you think someone else would make you be more ready to get engaged? I guess if I, you know, ended up sitting with their parents and they thought she looked happy, I looked happy, and they were like, "Do whatever makes you guys happiest."
So, like, support is what you need?
Yeah. I don't feel comfortable marrying someone that their family doesn't agree to us getting married. Saying that you could find better.
[melancholy music playing] If the roles were reversed, would you feel comfortable with that?
[voice breaking] No. So is it just ruined?
[Killian] Well, no. I'm saying I've been trying to work through it. But that's why I'm not ready right at this moment. You didn't do anything wrong. Sometimes I feel like it'd be so much more easier if I did do something wrong. In this case, like, I can't change anything. It's, like, not in my control.
[Blake] You seem like a conspiracy guy. What's the biggest one that you have right now? I would say the moon landing.
Whoa! Shut up.
Were we there, or were we not?
[Blake] Yeah.
Stop.
No.
No, absolutely not.
I don't think so.
[Luke] David, stop. What'd you think? There's no way that's fake. Why don't we continue to go back? Why haven't we been back? It hasn't been funded again since Elon. We had dinosaurs here. Do you believe in dinosaurs?
Uh, yeah, I believe.
Uh-oh. You're a true American if you don't. Wait, dinosaurs are something you don't believe in? Some people don't believe in dinosaurs. Some people think the fossils are fake.
I'm making sure this is not you. Okay.
No, I mean, I believe in them. I believe in dinosaurs, yes, but I don't believe that they were as big and massive as they claim that they were. You know, like in the movies, how they think a T. rex was massive, the fossil hunting and all that stuff? I think that a lot of that's fake.
What?
You think the bones are fake? I agree with you 100%. Dude, it's like Disney World. It's to entertain people.
That's facts.
Blake … wow. I understand what you're saying, but think about an elephant, brother. They're huge. People place dinosaur bones in the sand and dig them up for millions of dollars and that they launder money that way. The same thing as art. One of the few things that I will agree with Blake on. This is getting wild. Dinosaurs are real. All the bones are real. The museums are real. I for sure think we've landed on the moon. I don't know why I have to say it. [laughing] When I have to explain this to Ashley tonight, she'll be like, "Oh, we're talking about dinosaurs?"
[Luke] Oh no. She's gonna be like, "There's no way this conversation was about dinosaurs."
[Casey] How did your night go? It was really good, I think. David and I had a lot of good talks.
Good. Good, good …
Yeah. I had lots of good things to say about you.
[Casey] Good.
So did he.
[Casey] About Monica?
No. Oh really? About me? More about you than about Monica.
Good. I'm just kidding.
[Luke laughing] How hot did Monica look?
[Casey] Amazing. So hot.
[Luke sighs]
She did. She looked great.
What was she wearing?
[Casey] A black short dress.
[intriguing music playing] Strapless that had, like, a neck wrap thingy. Oh. Like a little scarf-y thing. She looked great. Hair up in a ponytail. Was it like the slick, tight one?
[Casey] Mmhm.
Oh.
[Casey laughs] I definitely spoke really highly of you. I was telling Monica everything that you're doing. We talked about the firefighter thing. I did mention that you have a test coming up for Orange County that you're fully excited for and prepared for, and the concern, I think it's just the security of the provider aspect. Like, wanting you to have a plan B to be able to provide, because the skill set that you have for a firefighter, you have for so many additional career paths. That doesn't click for me. That's where I argue, and that's where we don't see eye to eye. We've never missed a rent check.
[Casey] Mmhm.
You've never gone hungry. We've gone to Disneyland. We've gone to Mexico. We've gone — Like, you've never — You've gotten birthday gifts. You've got, like, we've — You know?
[Casey] Money has never been the problem.
I've always provided.
[Casey] Right. Mmhm.
Always. Never been a firefighter yet. I've worked however many jobs I needed to.
[Casey] Mmhm.
I've always provided.
We need to come to the middle.
[Casey] Mmhm. I'm not gonna go 100% over to her side and do everything she wants and be the guy she wants to be.
[Casey] Right.
'Cause then there's no more Luke. ♪ It's all in the kiss, baby ♪ ♪ Let's make a dream come true ♪ Every time we've gone somewhere cool in our relationship, I've asked you to take me on a helicopter tour.
[Luke] Cheers to crossing off something on the bucket list. ♪ It's all in the, it's all in the, It's all in the kiss ♪ Scale of one to ten, how excited are you?
[Monica] Um, 11.
[Luke laughs]
[upbeat music playing]
[Luke and Monica laughing]
♪ You are the one that's falling ♪
[Monica] It's really cool, 'cause it's, like, allowing us to oversee the last, like, eight weeks of our life.
[Luke] Yeah.
[Monica] And we're just getting an outward look at it all. That's a really cool perspective. Like, picturing all the things that we've been through right here.
[upbeat music continues] ♪ The one that's for me ♪