We wanted to take this time to formally invite you to the wedding. It's going to be a destination wedding! We got to get our passports first.

[musical crescendo] I am illegal in 92 countries. I cannot be going all the way to no Bahamas, honey.

Y'all gonna have an open bar?

Yes. We will be there. Yep.

[laughing]

["Sizzlin'" by Aiza playing] What are we doing back here? We're supposed to be in first-class, not back here like Rosa Parks in the back of the bus. These seats so tight, girl. Y'all giving me a mammogram.

[rising music cue]

[Madea] Welcome to the Bahamas. I feel rich! This is my room. I feel like Dian-ta Ross. This bachelor party's going to be lit. Is there going to be church music being played? We can pray? Oh, yeah. We'll be praying.

[screams]

[laughter] How much you know about this boy? Why is she rushing, damn? It is what it is. She is up to something. Will you just enjoy yourself? You're about to get punched yourself. ♪ I'm sizzlin', yeah I'm sizzlin', yeah… ♪

[Madea] You know something ain't right about this, ain't right about it at all. If you don't have trust in a marriage, you don't have nothing. Madea, just relax. Y'all don't know how to act.

[Madea] Oh, ain't that cute. She got on them shims. You know, your shimmies. From Kim Kardaffa. Okay, I guess I hear that. You got to open your arms wide and embrace whatever it is that's coming at you.

[screams] Mabel! Mabel! Mabel! I ain't been through a tube that little since I was born. I'm not gonna go through another one. ♪ I'm sizzlin', yeah They say I'm too hot ♪ ♪ I'm sizzlin', yeah, I'm sizzlin', yeah Did you forgot? ♪