[tense music building]
[music fades]
Millie Bobby Brown: [laughs] Sorry. I like … I was just like, "Oh, there's a camera on me."
[theme music playing]
[loud beeping]
[static crackles]
[music distorts, fades]
Finn Wolfhard: [in British accent] Marker! We should be the one that starts the blooper reel. 'Cause we did the slate.
Crew Member: And marker.
['80s pop music playing]
Joe Keery: … pauses at 53 seconds, five … [clicks tongue]
Maya Hawke: [off-screen] 53 minutes and 5 seconds?
Joe Keery: Something around that.
[Maya laughs]
Joe Keery: Know who pauses Fast Times at 53 … [splutters] … minutes, five seconds? Someone who likes boobies. [laughs] I can't wait for the mash-up where they get us saying boobies 100 times. Boobies.
Maya Hawke: Boobies.
Joe Keery: Boobies.
Maya Hawke: [singsong] Boobies!
Joe Keery: Boobies!
Maya Hawke:♪ Boobies, boobies, boobies ♪
Joe Keery: Boobies!
[Maya snickers]
Gaten Matarazzo: He's going to the championship game.
Joseph Quinn: Oh, it's the championship game? Too much. End there. [chuckles] ****. There.
Caleb McLaughlin: He … It's like … Let me just do it again. [laughs]
Maya Hawke: Twelve Ricks have already opened accounts here.
Sadie Sink: That's a lot of Ricks.
Maya Hawke: Yeah.
[all laugh]
Matthew Modine: Oh, you don't understand what he's capable of.
[Paul Reiser laughs]
Matthew Modine: **** me. All right.
Priah Ferguson: What is this? 'Gunsmoke: The Stupid and the Ugly'?
[laughs, mutters]
[guys laugh]
[flashlight clatters]
Crew Member: You OK?
Gaten Matarazzo: I'm livin' life. Do it again. Whoa.
[Joseph panting]
Gaten Matarazzo: Little night swim?
[woman speaking indistinctly, Gaten laughs]
Gaten Matarazzo: Take a little swim? [cracks up] Don't do this to me again! Take a little swim! [guys crack up] You need to leave! Free cast break.
Joseph Quinn: Black Sabbath? He bit a bat's head off onstage? Y'know?
Joe Keery: No, I don't.
Joseph Quinn: Guess we woke up Vecna.
[both crack up]
[clock chimes]
Natalia Dyer: No!
Jamie Campbell Bower: Yes.
Natalia Dyer: No!
[both crack up]
[energetic music playing]
Millie Bobby Brown: I looked in the camera.
[both laugh]
Maya Hawke: Ooh!
David Harbour: Wait, you guys didn't shave my head, did you?
Crew Member: Cut!
David Harbour: Oh ****!
Gaten Matarazzo: Are we rolling?
Crew Member: Yeah.
Gaten Matarazzo: 'Course we are.
Joe Keery: This is gonna be nice and serious. [all laugh]
[Jamie Campbell Bower and Crew laugh]
[Joseph mutters]
[Maya meows]
[Finn yawns]
Joseph Quinn: Pfft.
[Maya mimics explosion]
[all laughing]
Noah Schnapp: They're laughing again! Just go away.
Eduardo Franco: I'm sorry. I'm trying. I can't stop.
Joe Keery: I'm pretty sure … that I can't remember the rest of this line.
Noah Schnapp: You know, when I was the spy … [mutters, laughs] I know of a magical place to … [laughs]
Eduardo Franco: [laughing] I know of a magical … My brave little magical ****. … that has all you need. I ran out of breath. All right.
Charlie Heaton: Oh my God!
Eduardo Franco: [laughing] I know a magical …
Charlie Heaton: Oh my God!
Eduardo Franco: What the ****, man? [laughs]
Charlie Heaton: I'm sorry!
Eduardo Franco: [laughs, muttering] … my brave little super-powered friend. This mind fight is on!
Crew Member: **** yes!
Eduardo Franco: We got it, right?
Crew Member: Cut.
[both yelp]
Finn Wolfhard: **** me.
Charlie Heaton: The hell?
[yells]
Sadie Sink: Oh jeez!
[crew laughs]
[Millie shrieks, thuds]
[crew laughing]
Gaten Matarazzo: [laughs] I'm having way too much fun.
[theme music playing]