[tense music building]

[music fades]

Millie Bobby Brown: [laughs] Sorry. I like … I was just like, "Oh, there's a camera on me."

[theme music playing]

[loud beeping]

[static crackles]

[music distorts, fades]

Finn Wolfhard: [in British accent] Marker! We should be the one that starts the blooper reel. 'Cause we did the slate.

Crew Member: And marker.

['80s pop music playing] 

Joe Keery: … pauses at 53 seconds, five … [clicks tongue]

Maya Hawke: [off-screen] 53 minutes and 5 seconds?

Joe Keery: Something around that.

[Maya laughs] 

Joe Keery: Know who pauses Fast Times at 53 … [splutters] … minutes, five seconds? Someone who likes boobies. [laughs] I can't wait for the mash-up where they get us saying boobies 100 times. Boobies.

Maya Hawke: Boobies.

Joe Keery: Boobies.

Maya Hawke: [singsong] Boobies!

Joe Keery: Boobies!

Maya Hawke:♪ Boobies, boobies, boobies ♪

Joe Keery: Boobies!

[Maya snickers]

Gaten Matarazzo: He's going to the championship game. 

Joseph Quinn: Oh, it's the championship game? Too much. End there. [chuckles] ****. There. 

Caleb McLaughlin: He … It's like … Let me just do it again. [laughs] 

Maya Hawke: Twelve Ricks have already opened accounts here.

Sadie Sink: That's a lot of Ricks.

Maya Hawke: Yeah.

[all laugh] 

Matthew Modine: Oh, you don't understand what he's capable of.

[Paul Reiser laughs]

Matthew Modine: **** me. All right. 

Priah Ferguson: What is this? 'Gunsmoke: The Stupid and the Ugly'?

[laughs, mutters]

[guys laugh]

[flashlight clatters]

Crew Member: You OK?

Gaten Matarazzo: I'm livin' life. Do it again. Whoa.

[Joseph panting]

Gaten Matarazzo: Little night swim?

[woman speaking indistinctly, Gaten laughs] 

Gaten Matarazzo: Take a little swim? [cracks up] Don't do this to me again! Take a little swim! [guys crack up] You need to leave! Free cast break.

Joseph Quinn: Black Sabbath? He bit a bat's head off onstage? Y'know? 

Joe Keery: No, I don't. 

Joseph Quinn: Guess we woke up Vecna.

[both crack up]

[clock chimes]

Natalia Dyer: No!

Jamie Campbell Bower: Yes.

Natalia Dyer: No!

[both crack up]

[energetic music playing]

Millie Bobby Brown: I looked in the camera.

[both laugh] 

Maya Hawke: Ooh! 

David Harbour: Wait, you guys didn't shave my head, did you?

Crew Member: Cut!

David Harbour: Oh ****!

Gaten Matarazzo: Are we rolling?

Crew Member: Yeah. 

Gaten Matarazzo: 'Course we are.

Joe Keery: This is gonna be nice and serious. [all laugh]

[Jamie Campbell Bower and Crew laugh]

[Joseph mutters]

[Maya meows]

[Finn yawns]

Joseph Quinn: Pfft.

[Maya mimics explosion]

[all laughing]

Noah Schnapp: They're laughing again! Just go away.

Eduardo Franco: I'm sorry. I'm trying. I can't stop. 

Joe Keery: I'm pretty sure … that I can't remember the rest of this line. 

Noah Schnapp: You know, when I was the spy … [mutters, laughs] I know of a magical place to … [laughs]

Eduardo Franco: [laughing] I know of a magical … My brave little magical ****. … that has all you need. I ran out of breath. All right.

Charlie Heaton: Oh my God!

Eduardo Franco: [laughing] I know a magical …

Charlie Heaton: Oh my God!

Eduardo Franco: What the ****, man? [laughs]

Charlie Heaton: I'm sorry!

Eduardo Franco: [laughs, muttering] … my brave little super-powered friend. This mind fight is on!

Crew Member: **** yes!

Eduardo Franco: We got it, right?

Crew Member: Cut.

[both yelp]

Finn Wolfhard: **** me.

Charlie Heaton: The hell?

[yells]

Sadie Sink: Oh jeez!

[crew laughs]

[Millie shrieks, thuds]

[crew laughing]

Gaten Matarazzo: [laughs] I'm having way too much fun.

[theme music playing]