[tense music plays]

[narrator] It is the year 50 B.C. Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans.

[woman] Uh… Ahm…

[sighs] Yes, Mommy. Go on. Uh, "All of Gaul is occupied," no, no. A village populated by indomitable Gauls resists--

Mommy, come on.

Mm?

It is but one village.

Mm?

We can say "all."

One village is not all.

["Quando Quando Quando" by Tony Renis playing]

[electricity crackles]

[energy rises]

[moans]

[whooshing]

[bodies clatter]

["Quando Quando Quando" continues]

[grunts]

[clang]

[cymbals crashing]

[slurping]

[cheering]

[Dogmatix panting]

[gasps] Let me go, Romans!

[whooshing]

[muffled stomp echoes]

[Dogmatix whimpers]

[tense music playing]

[evil chuckle] Operation Battle of the Chiefs has started.

[cheering]

[cornu reverberates]

[rips]

[tense music builds]

[whimpers]

[clang]

[whistling]

[thudding]

[thwack]

[chicken clucking]

Uh… sorry to bother you!

[slap] I'm looking for your chief.

Our chief?

[legionnaire] For the Big Fight. Right, the Big Fight. 'Course.

["Quando Quando Quando" continues]

[tudum]