These days, many people are afraid to call upon anyone named Karen. She might get upset about her latte being two degrees over boiling point, or berate your child for not acquiring a permit to sell lemonade on the sidewalk. Don’t let all those viral Internet videos scare you, because there’s one woman who you can always count on, her name is Karen, Karen Calhoun from Darren Dunn Real Estate. Because Karen Calhoun from Darren Dunn Real Estate is ready to help you with all your home buying and selling needs.

Caught yourself daydreaming while scrolling through Zillow again? We’ve all done it more than we’d like to admit. Your finger is one “save” button away from getting a sprain, and the virtual 3D tours just don’t have that je ne sais quoi that you’re looking for. If that’s the case, Call Karen! 

FYI, Karen Calhoun just  listed 657 Boulevard, a luxurious single-family residence. Built in 1921, the 3,425-square-foot home is a modern abode with high-end finishes. With four bedrooms and five baths, everyone gets their privacy on the toilet — even the dog.

If you’re not sold yet, we’ll let Karen speak for herself. “There is nothing like this in the world! Have you ever seen a better replica of marble? I haven’t.”

Some realtors will lay out complimentary Werther’s Originals for you to enjoy as you roam the house. But no, not Karen, because she’s all about that top-notch hospitality. Look forward to a plate of chocolate-chip cookies greeting you in the kitchen as you walk right in, but you’d better hurry while they’re still mmm…so moist.

There’s a lot to love about this bright, spacious and airy listing. Spy on the entire town from the grand bedroom window, then share the latest gossip with your friends while gathering in the sous-chef kitchen for some afternoon tea. (You’ll have plenty to spill.) Need an escape route for the gardener you’re having a secret affair with? The dumbwaiter is still intact and can discreetly transport them upstairs and down. What’s a dumbwaiter? In Karen Calhoun’s words: “It’s the way the maids transported the food and the linens without being seen or heard. And you know, I’m telling you, you could fit a person in there.”

At a reasonable asking price of just $3,200,000, we can guarantee that this home won’t last long. Just watch out for your neighbors. And remember her name: Karen Calhoun from Darren Dunn Real Estate. Click HERE to apply now (and to uncover the secrets of 657 Boulevard). 

See you around the block!