Ted

After causing chaos while home alone, living teddy bear Ted is sent to school with his best friend John to stay out of trouble.

Ted tries to get kicked out of school but breaks a promise to John's cousin Blaire that could get her thrown out of the Bennett house.

John and Ted grapple with guilt after taking their revenge on a school bully too far. John's father, Matty, tries to avoid a routine medical checkup.

Desperate to rent an adults-only film, John and Ted come up with a plan to pass as older. Matty embarrasses his wife, Susan, on a fancy date night.

Blaire gets Ted to be her designated driver and delay his plans with John on Halloween, but getting home becomes complicated when they both overindulge.

Matty agrees to try marriage counseling, but when he thinks the therapist is siding with Susan, they turn to a different neutral party: Ted.

Blaire brings a friend home for the holidays, and Matty finds an unlikely, loudmouthed ally while ostracized by the rest of the family.

With school almost out for summer, John starts to worry about his nonexistent love life. Ted steps in to help him land his first date.